Funny SMS

Aaj kal ki duniya me
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,

main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...


Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)