SMS For Fun

Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,
Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)


Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?
Boy : Oh ho..
Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)


Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chute,
Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,
Or agar fir bhi rothe to..
UTHA DUNDA
Maar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)


San 1980-Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa h?
"Wo jo bada bangla h, wo"

2010 'excuse me, yha Engineer ka ghar konsa h?
"Abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja".. :)